Kisses for Earth Day
Buzz reminded me that it is Earth Day today. (Happy Earth Day!) He also said we should kiss The Rock. I’m not really sure what that has to do with Earth Day, but I’ll play along. Here you go ladies. Kiss The Rock for Earth Day.
Category: Now THAT’s Funny
A letter to my hair
Dear Hair, Because our relationship has been so disfunctional lately, I thought perhaps we should finally talk about it. I thought that if I didn’t mess with you as much, you would begin to want to cooperate with me. I now see that tactic won’t work with you. Oh sure,…
scary scales
I recently got more serious about losing weight. Okay, not so serious that I am eating rabbit food and slamming back SlimFast, but serious enough that I am really trying to watch what I eat. (Let’s just forget about that whole Ben & Jerry’s incident, okay?) When I started getting…
The one where the pee-pee dance wasn’t going to work
Seriously, I am not a person who should be in a car for more than a few hours at a time. It is just not a good idea to ask me to not only be in a car for 9 hours, but to be the one not only driving, but…
Welcome to my crack house for sale
Having your house on the market is kind of like living in a crack house. Wait. Hear me out and tell me if you agree. At a moments notice you have to be able to grab everything that you have out (whatever you were doing) and race out of the…
I need me one of these!
Since it was all about the ice cream last night, I just had to share this with you. This is brilliant. Seeing as I live in a house with 4 other people who are not afraid to steal my ice cream when I am not looking, I think I need…
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A letter to my hair
Dear Hair, Because our relationship has been so disfunctional lately, I thought perhaps we should finally talk about it. I thought that if I didn’t mess with you as much, you would begin to want to cooperate with me. I now see that tactic won’t work with you. Oh sure,…
scary scales
I recently got more serious about losing weight. Okay, not so serious that I am eating rabbit food and slamming back SlimFast, but serious enough that I am really trying to watch what I eat. (Let’s just forget about that whole Ben & Jerry’s incident, okay?) When I started getting…
The one where the pee-pee dance wasn’t going to work
Seriously, I am not a person who should be in a car for more than a few hours at a time. It is just not a good idea to ask me to not only be in a car for 9 hours, but to be the one not only driving, but…
Welcome to my crack house for sale
Having your house on the market is kind of like living in a crack house. Wait. Hear me out and tell me if you agree. At a moments notice you have to be able to grab everything that you have out (whatever you were doing) and race out of the…
I need me one of these!
Since it was all about the ice cream last night, I just had to share this with you. This is brilliant. Seeing as I live in a house with 4 other people who are not afraid to steal my ice cream when I am not looking, I think I need…