The kids brought home cooties.
Need I say more?
*sniffle cough sniffle*
I think it must be the fever, but I heard that there really is a Suri Cruise. Delirium set in. Tom apologizes to Brooke. Photos of the “baby” are made public.
Puffy P-Diddy Puff Daddy Sean Combs Diddy is going to be a Double Diddy Daddy? They have shunned Planet Pluto? (How rude!) Is this the snot head talking?
So, has Will Ferrell become president? Because then everything would make sense because he cracks me up and this could all be his doing.