Well, if he’s doing it (and I love to be the not-so-genuine article), and he’s doing it (and he never does these) and she’s doing it (and she gets almost 1000 readers a day), then I suppose, I have to do it, too. (Okay, I don’t have to, but it is the weekend and the readership is down and frankly, why not? Would you rather read about my tan? My should-I or shouldn’t-I wear this tank top without a bra debate? My desperate need for a pedicure, but my more intense dislike of all things feet?
Okay, so you get this. (Besides, my answer was different than all of theirs!)
Heart of Crystal
What a coincidence! Crystal used to be my porn name. I knew that would come back to haunt me!