A bit of morning advice for you (hypothetically speaking, of course)
Let’s say that you’ve been with a person for over 17 and a half years. And let’s say that you’ve never farted in front of them before. And oh, I don’t know, you think you’re alone in the room. Let’s just say it might be best if perhaps you check the room just one more time before you let one rip.
I’m just speaking hypothetically, of course.